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Merry Christmas to all!
Monday, December 24, 2007 3:00 PM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
A different rendition of "Twas the night before Christmas."
Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
not a device was active
except my DVR and my mouse
All servers were off,
the gaming consoles were humming
downloading their updates
to keep the gamers running.
Have fun with people who steal your Wi-Fi
Tuesday, May 29, 2007 9:00 AM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
Here's a great way to let people know that stealing wi-fi can cause some serious eye strain.
There's a reason I tagged this as humor. :-)
I love mixing technology with humor. This is one of those jokes that can definitely mess with the intruder signing into your network through Wi-Fi.
Top 10 Technology Comics on the Web
Tuesday, March 13, 2007 4:00 AM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
Everyone wants a good laugh once in a while. Here is a compilation of the 10 best technology comic strips on the web.
Looking for that specific humorous computer comic strip for the office?
I bet you'll find one in here...
Consulting Jokes
Friday, December 15, 2006 6:00 AM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 1
Being a freelance consultant (and since it is Friday), I thought I'd pass these humorous consulting jokes on.
Awesome consulting jokes I found on the Internet.
Joke 1 (There are tons more at this site)
You know your addicted to coding when...
Friday, November 10, 2006 5:00 AM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
Good list of programming addictions. :-)
If you are a programmer/developer, here's a list to find out how you know your addicted to coding.
Good Friday diversion.
Humor: Computer Programming Stupidities
Friday, October 27, 2006 5:00 AM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
A little humor I found for a Friday. :-)
Rinkworks has a humorous post on Computer Stupidities regarding Programming.
Definitely great to read for developers.
Update: Inspirational posters...Gaming style
Monday, September 25, 2006 12:27 PM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
An update to my list of Inspirational posters.
An update to the list of gag Successories inspirational posters I've already collected.
- Gamer inspirational posters
And if you are interested in creating your own inspirational posters...
Themed Inspirational Posters Collection
Wednesday, August 09, 2006 6:15 AM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
A collection of themed inspirational posters. It seems everyone is making them nowadays.
Ever since Successories came out with their inspirational posters, people have wanted them to match their personality.
But lately, everyone has been creating an inspirational poster on something dealing with an noun, adjective, or emotion. Before, I reported on a site that does this for you.
The Caffeine Database
Wednesday, July 05, 2006 8:00 AM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
How much caffeine does that Starbucks coffee you drank this morning have?
Wow, and here I thought my Mountain Dew had a lot.
EnergyFiend.com posted a Caffeine Database of how much caffeine is in each beverage.
Humor: If Architects had to work like programmers...
Friday, June 23, 2006 4:04 AM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
Another classic...
Dear Mr. Architect,
Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need, so you should use your discretion.
My house should have between two and forty-five bedrooms. Just make sure the plans are such that the bedrooms can be easily added or deleted. When you bring the blueprints to me, I will make the final decision of what I want. Also, bring me the cost breakdown for each configuration so that I can arbitrarily pick one.
Humor: Real Programmers don't eat Quiche
Friday, June 23, 2006 4:02 AM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
One of my favorite classics.
Real Programmers Don't Eat Quiche (They Can't Even Spell Quiche)
Real Programmers....
Humor: Just my luck
Friday, June 09, 2006 4:00 AM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
Sounds like some of my days... :-)
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time." says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
Humor: If your not drinking...
Friday, June 02, 2006 4:02 AM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
One of my friends sent this to me. Good joke for Friday
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Se?? I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
Humor: Awesome way to resize your browser
Monday, May 22, 2006 10:26 AM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
The site uses Flash and works great on Firefox.
A very funny way to resize your browser.
Check this out and prepare to have a box of Kleenex available. LOL.
Successories Imitation
Monday, May 22, 2006 9:15 AM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
Got a saying for Successories-style posters? Heck, make your own for a buck.
I was wondering when someone was going to come out with something like this.
The motivationalbuck.com has a way of creating your very own Successories-style poster, complete with graphic and philosophy on the bottom for only a $1.
12 Signs You Are a Crappy Programmer (and don't know it)
Monday, May 15, 2006 5:17 AM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
How does a person know they are a crappy programmer? Reference these to find out.
Damien Katz tells us the signs of knowing you are a crappy programmer.
Its amazing how these types of articles pop up at just the right time in someone's life. The timing is perfect.
Humor: Top 10 Reasons Why Microsoft Stopped The XBox Team From Finishing Vista.
Friday, April 21, 2006 4:00 AM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
It would've been funny if it were true.
A while back, there was an article about how Microsoft pulled developers from the XBox team to help resolve many Microsoft Vista problems.
However, according to Microsoft, this really didn't happen...but what if it did? How could the XBox programmers make the OS better? Here's how...
Humor: A Frog Princess and a Programmer
Thursday, March 23, 2006 9:47 PM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
One of my favorite jokes on my Palm Pilot.
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. "Kiss me and I will turn into a princess."
The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog starts shouting, "Hey! Didn't you hear me? I'm a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours."
The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back. The frog is really frustrated. "I don't get it. Why won't you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask."
The guy says, "Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time for women. But a talking frog is very cool!"
Humor: 12 reasons why prison is better than a job.
Friday, March 17, 2006 8:31 AM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 0
Another good office joke.
Still a classic office joke that I have on my Palm handheld.
12 reasons why prison is better than a full-time job.
- In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.
- In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
- In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
- At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
- In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
- In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work you are just ball-and-chained.
- In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share.
- In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
- In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
- In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.
- In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
- In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic. At work we have managers.
Humor: Employment slogans
Thursday, March 02, 2006 11:16 PM
Posted by Jonathan Danylko | Tag: Humor | Comments: 1
A little humor for Friday
One of my good friends "down South" sent me a humorous e-mail today.
Employment Slogans
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